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Warning: This entry rated R for bad language, bad attitude, and meteorological obscenity.
Memo to the Weather Gods: OK, assholes, listen up and listen good. You know what today is? That's right, it's four days before May 1! And also five weeks since spring officially started! Now, you know what I do not want to be doing four days before May 1, and five weeks after spring officially started? Right again! I do not want to be scraping an inch of snow off my fucking windshield so I can drive to the fucking store to get a pack of fucking cigs!!!
I mean, Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, guys! I know this is Minnesota and all, but this. Is. Ridiculous.
I would also like to send a Drop-Dead-o-Gram to the brain-gremlins who are whapping me with guilt about not having updated here in, like, forever. OK, so I haven't updated, so I suck. I offer no entertainment value to you good folks who have taken the time and energy to click in here. My life is boring. I have no brain. This week has been hell on a biscuit, plus the goddam story has sucked me back in -- we're up to 85,000 words, folks, and the hits just keep on comin'. Ray is now screaming on the phone to Stella. Fraser is freaking. I'm reading passages to the cat, gesturing illustratively, and she is so not impressed.
Whooo-HOO! Big thunder/lightning flash! Right in the middle of the freakin' blizzard! OK, Weather Gods, even though you still suck, I give you back a point or two. Cause that was, like, really cool.
OK, back to the story. Ray is now fixing a jeep. Woo-hoo. This is so fascinating. Not.
Sorry, people, actual content will return at some point. Maybe tomorrow.
Replies: 14 comments
Hey -
I've read it, remember? Even in the midst of emoting to the feline (always less than an appreciative audience unless some kind of tuna-flavored bribe is involved), it's still good. It's still moving in a forward kind of way.
And content? Feh. I haven't been exactly content-rich myself these days.
Breathe deeply. Inhale nicotine. Emote Ray and Fraser until the cat begs you to quit.
- TWM
Posted by The Wild Mole @ 04/27/2002 09:13 PM CST
you can come visit me in the land of warm, warm, warm weather in april. i might want to visit you in july ;-)
i do click your journal pretty much daily, but i certainly wouldn't yell at you for not updating. and i look forwad to every single one of the 85,000 words plus if it ever gets finished.
yeah, it *is* cool when you get thunder snow storms. that's not happening here, though.
Posted by shell @ 04/28/2002 12:16 AM CST
You really do offer entertainment value - I love nothing better than reading a good, amusingly-written rant.
And you really can't judge anything by feline reaction. Cats are all so bored these days. I blame the ease with which catnip can be obtained and their overwhelming obsession with mousie-on-a-string.
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